Learning to Swim

Daniel's first swim lesson didn't go so well. Among other things, he was afraid to go too deep (up to his neck, not above his head kind of deep) and he wasn't very cooperative. We had a discussion about the importance of him learning to swim and the reason he's taking lessons is so Coach Quirina can teach him (he kept telling her - "I can't do that because I don't know how").

The next morning we did the pep talk again - all the way to the pool.

He gets in the water, stands up a little dismayed and loudly announces "Nope, still can't swim!"

Daniel

I had been concerned about Daniel getting a woman swim coach because they tend to be too nice - I'd wanted a man because they don't try redirection so much and just tell the kids "come on, you can do it" and then expect it. That works better for my kids...

Fast forward to his first day of swimming and he had a woman... but this woman is more like a man when it comes to coaching! Anyway, I was telling her I wanted her to be "tough" and not take no too easily when Daniel pipes up "yep, nice just doesn't work with me!"

Abby

Abby:  I know how to make chocolate strawberries! First, you get a bowl of strawberries, then you go to a wedding reception and see if they have a chocolate fountain, then you let the chocolate drip all over the strawberries and wa-la -- you have chocolate strawberries! Just be careful not to get it all over your nice dress your mom bought you for the wedding...

Jacob

One of the things Jacob had to do to earn his religious knot in Cub Scouts is write a letter to someone important to him. This letter could be to thank them for something or to let them know how important they are to him. He decided to write me a note. I was home sick with pneumonia and I had no idea about it.

When I got in the car the next day I found a paper airplane on the seat. It had my name on it so I figured it might be important. This is what it said:

Dear Mom,
Thanks for all the food.
Love,
Jacob


If that wasn't funny enough...

The next day, I couldn't find my note so while Abby was cleaning up I asked her to look for it so I could save it. I told her what it said and started walking away when I overheard Jacob say to her (sort of under his breath) "I don't even really like all the food..."

The Pledge of Allegiance - Daniel Style

I plan a leapin' to the flag
on the nighttime steaks of 'Merica,
and to the public where witches stand
One Nathan, who has gone invisible
with Isabelle and Jeffrey and all.

Good vs. Evil

Me: no, you can't do (insert whatever wrong thing they wanted to do but can't)

Daniel: Mom, you's a bad guy.

Me: Oookay?

Daniel: Well, you tan't (can't) be a bad guy betuz you don't have wed (red) eyes. You's weelly (really) is a good guy but you's pwetending to be a bad guy.

Scent of a...

I got a package yesterday from "the box man" (UPS is the box man, FedEx is the white box man). I wasn't home so the kids asked Fred about it.

Kids: What's inside, mints?!?

Fred: I don't know, why don't you shake it.

Kids: (shaking) It sounds like mints!

Abby: Well, let's smell it to see.

Daniel: (sniffing) I can't tell, it just smells like box...

Also:

The other day I mentioned to Daniel that he probably needed a bath. He sniffs his arm and says "no, I'm not stinty (stinky), I just smell like stin (skin)!

Abby's Top 14 List

Our stake (it's like a Diocese) hosted a Daddy-Daughter dance last weekend. Abby was so excited she wanted to wear her "wedding" dress (the dress I bought her for Mikkel's wedding) and she had everything all set out days in advance so she could get ready (which she wanted to do the moment she woke up that day). On the way home, she gave Fred her list of what she liked about it.

Abby's things I liked about the Daddy Daughter dance:

1. When my dad twirled me around and around.
2. Liked to "move it move it".
3. Dad let me jump really high.
4. Getting to ride in dad's "Date Car". (that's what mom calls the "not the minivan").
5. Making a cookie. Making another cookie.
6. Going to our "old" church (the Stake Center).
7. Playing "tag" on the stage.
8. Doing the Chicken Dance.
9. Getting to wear my pretty purple dress.
10. Mom let me wear her necklace.
11. Seeing & dancing with my old friends (before the ward split).
12. That it was a date with my dad.
13. M&M ties.
14. Getting Ice Cream afterwards

I have it on good authority that it was "really really fun".

This Place Ain't Big Enough...

Daniel: I saw a snail outside so I put salt on it, betuz we don't want snails in our town.

Post-Triathlon

In Kerrville, after Isabelle's triathlon we decided to get breakfast so we went into a little cafe. Ordering our food came with the usual questions; what side do you want with that, etc. and finally the waitress came to Abby.

Abby: I want eggs and pancakes.

Server: And how do you want your eggs, sweetie?

Abby: Ummm, cooked.

The entire cafe heard and she was a big hit!

My Funny Kids

Fred: So Abby, are you happy that Mikkel is marrying Lise?

Abby: Yes... but I don't think I want to see all that kissing.

Daniel: Mommy, my leg hoats (hurts) right here by my knee. I think it must be a bunion...

Saturday Funnies

Daniel: Mom, tan us play in the spwintlowes? (sprinklers)

Me: No

Daniel: Why? Tuz it's Towesday? (Thursday)

Jacob: I really want to meet H-E-B Buddy (H-E-Buddy is the local grocery store's "mascot")

Isabelle: I got to see him the other day.

Jacob: How does he spend all his days? Maybe he's retired...

Conversations with Daniel

Daniel - Papa, you should nevo eat haio. (never eat hair)

Papa - Why?

Daniel - Betuz! it's not healfy!

Daniel (to himself after going potty) - Oh no, my penis is not modest... betuz it is naked. I should make it modest and get dressed...

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Conversation at dinner today...

Jacob: Mom, Santa isn't real is he.

Me: What do you think?

Abby: Santa is TOTALLY real!

Jacob: Oh yeah, then why do we get presents from other people too?

Me: Jacob, you gave me a present for Christmas... That doesn't mean Santa's not real.

Daniel: SANTA IS WEEL... AND I LOVE THE TOWN BETUZ THAT'S WHEOW HE TUMS!!!

Jacob: I don't know, maybe he is real...

Fun

Daniel: (snuggling up on my lap) Mommy, why do you need tids? (kids - he "fronts his sounds so 'k' and 'g' sound like 't' and 'd')

Me: Well... ... ... because I wanted to have a family to love and care for. To have that, I needed to have kids.

Daniel: But, tids don't mate sense.

Me: (thinking - Oh don't you know it!)

Daniel: Being a tid is fun!

More Pictures

The next Wolverine...
Clothespinning at H-E-BNap time!
Abby left a surprise in our shower...

Photos

Jacob lost a few teeth...

8/23/10
Abby, wearing her 'short-sleeved pants'

8/31/11
First day of school - 2nd grade - 8/22/11
First day of school - Kindergarten - 8/22/11
Graduation day! 6/7/11

School Days

Me: Hey Abby, how was school today?

Abby: REALLY great.

Me: Why?

Abby: Because we found out that the gingerbread man is REAL!

Jacob: No he isn't, it's just Mr Taylor in a costume!

Abby: No! He isn't big, he's kinda little!

Jacob: Well, then he's just a kid in a costume!

Abby: No! Because he doesn't have any hair... just crumbs!

Jacob: Well, then he's just a kid in a crumby costume!

Later...

Abby: Mom, we had a fire drill today. But it wasn't real, it was just for practice. If there was a real fire we would just run around the room screaming.

Still later...

Abby: We got to watch a movie today on that paper tv that you pull down from the ceiling with a string. We should get a paper tv someday.

"Tyuteness"

Daniel: (while brushing my hair) Mommy, we need to covo up yous eaows (cover up your ears)

Me: Why?

Daniel: Betuz, nobody likes eaows. Etcept mine... mine awe tyute!

Jacob's Business Plan

Jacob: Mom, I want to get on an airplane and go visit AnneMarie.

Me: How are we going to pay for that?

Jacob: Well, we could go up in the attic and get all our stuff from the past and sell it in a garage sale.

Me: We don't have anything 'from the past' in our attic.

Abby: What?!? Well, what are attics for then???