My Funny Kids

Fred: So Abby, are you happy that Mikkel is marrying Lise?

Abby: Yes... but I don't think I want to see all that kissing.

Daniel: Mommy, my leg hoats (hurts) right here by my knee. I think it must be a bunion...

Saturday Funnies

Daniel: Mom, tan us play in the spwintlowes? (sprinklers)

Me: No

Daniel: Why? Tuz it's Towesday? (Thursday)

Jacob: I really want to meet H-E-B Buddy (H-E-Buddy is the local grocery store's "mascot")

Isabelle: I got to see him the other day.

Jacob: How does he spend all his days? Maybe he's retired...

Conversations with Daniel

Daniel - Papa, you should nevo eat haio. (never eat hair)

Papa - Why?

Daniel - Betuz! it's not healfy!

Daniel (to himself after going potty) - Oh no, my penis is not modest... betuz it is naked. I should make it modest and get dressed...

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Conversation at dinner today...

Jacob: Mom, Santa isn't real is he.

Me: What do you think?

Abby: Santa is TOTALLY real!

Jacob: Oh yeah, then why do we get presents from other people too?

Me: Jacob, you gave me a present for Christmas... That doesn't mean Santa's not real.

Daniel: SANTA IS WEEL... AND I LOVE THE TOWN BETUZ THAT'S WHEOW HE TUMS!!!

Jacob: I don't know, maybe he is real...

Fun

Daniel: (snuggling up on my lap) Mommy, why do you need tids? (kids - he "fronts his sounds so 'k' and 'g' sound like 't' and 'd')

Me: Well... ... ... because I wanted to have a family to love and care for. To have that, I needed to have kids.

Daniel: But, tids don't mate sense.

Me: (thinking - Oh don't you know it!)

Daniel: Being a tid is fun!

More Pictures

The next Wolverine...
Clothespinning at H-E-BNap time!
Abby left a surprise in our shower...

Photos

Jacob lost a few teeth...

8/23/10
Abby, wearing her 'short-sleeved pants'

8/31/11
First day of school - 2nd grade - 8/22/11
First day of school - Kindergarten - 8/22/11
Graduation day! 6/7/11