Saturday Funnies

Daniel: Mom, tan us play in the spwintlowes? (sprinklers)

Me: No

Daniel: Why? Tuz it's Towesday? (Thursday)

Jacob: I really want to meet H-E-B Buddy (H-E-Buddy is the local grocery store's "mascot")

Isabelle: I got to see him the other day.

Jacob: How does he spend all his days? Maybe he's retired...