Bad Words

Jacob "Haley, there are two 's' words that are bad. One is bad and one is really bad."

Me (thinking - "what has he heard in kindergarten?!?")

Haley "What are they?"

Jacob "Well, the bad one is 'stupid' and the really bad one is 'shut up'."

Me (thinking- "Whew!!")

If only they stayed so innocent.